Taking a step back to see the bigger picture
November 26, 2008 by hasser

The Fortunate One

Fortune cookie for November 26th, 2008

On a typical week, I travel to my favorite local Chinese restaurant, Tam’s Cuisine of China.
Being a creature of habit, I always order their Sweet & Sour Shrimp lunch combination… or as I like to call it .. the pigout fest with shrimp. After chowing down on the tasty food, I crack open my fortune cookie and usually read what is being foretold to me for that week.
Now, for some reason, I’m one of those people who hardly ever gets a true “fortune” cookie.
Rarely do I crack open the cookie and read, “A big opportunity is coming your way this week at work,” or something of the sort. I usually end up with something like, “He who hesitates, masturbates” or some other wise ass statement and/or words of wisdom. So that kind of bums me out.
Regardless, I still enjoy reading them. I find them usually to be spot on when it comes to my philosophy, or outlook on life. Then a few weeks ago I got this one:


Sitting alone in the crowded restaurant, I immediately burst out into laughter. After a few startled stares I composed myself and continued to chuckle as I got up and walked out.
So, in the spirit of a good chuckle and interesting and fast reads, I’ve decided I will post my fortunes here on the blog every time I go to Tams.
I’m going to keep my fingers crossed for some more good ones!

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November 21, 2008 by hasser

Audio’s Red Ring of Death – Part 2

I finally got around to completing Audio’s Xbox 360 Red Ring of Death saga.
It’s been nearly a year since it happened, as you can tell from the Christmas tree in the background!
But after a few more emails from YouTube viewers asking me where the second part (that I promoted at the end of part 1) was, I figured I should get it over with already, eh?

red ring of death
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November 12, 2008 by hasser

A tribute to Breakfast

A tribute to Breakfast

Originally uploaded by HasserVision

Sometimes you just have to give props to the most important meal of the day. Breakfast.
Especially when you don’t have it in the morning. Am I right?
Enjoy, and I hope this video doesn’t make you too hungry!

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